Funny parenting advice bingo

• Remember, diaper backwards spells repaid. Think about it.
• Always keep a box of wipes within reach. You’ll find they’re useful for more than just diapers.
• Nap when the baby naps, clean when the baby cleans.
• Don’t worry about the pacifier. College students rarely use one.
• The best way to keep the house clean is to live in a hotel.
• Get used to eating meals with one hand.
• Two words: Permanent markers. Hide them.
• Baby proofing the house? Don’t forget the ceiling fans!
• If the baby doesn’t like the lullaby, try jazz. Maybe you have a little musician.
• Save all your "no" for their teenage years.
• Coffee is a new parent's best friend. Invest in a good coffee maker.
• Socks are the first thing they'll learn to take off. Buy stock in sock companies.
• Never underestimate the power of a well-timed burp.
• There's no such thing as a quick trip when you have a baby. Pack like you're being evacuated.
• The louder you try to be quiet, the more likely you'll wake the baby.
• Embrace the chaos. One day, you'll miss it (maybe).
• Every toy that makes noise is educational. It teaches parents patience.
• If you think the terrible twos are bad, just wait for the threenager stage.
• A little dirt never hurt anyone. It builds the immune system.
• Remember, the days are long but the years are short.
• Who needs an alarm when you have a baby?
• Learn baby sign language; it could be helpful, or at least it's fun at parties.
• Remember, everyone gives advice but you know your baby best.
• Baby laughter is the best house music.
• Always check the diaper before blaming the dog.
• Use white noise. It's not just for babies; it helps parents sleep too.

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